There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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