She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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