Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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