You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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