Tell her she can't have a vagina
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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