Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
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I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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