She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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Are my feet made of real feet?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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