i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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