smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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