You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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