I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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