it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Randomize
