She is in my trunk
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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