I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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