so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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