Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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