You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
