Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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