its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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