you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
And then my night got REAL pukey
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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