Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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