Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
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Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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