I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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