I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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