I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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