I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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