piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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