I have demons in me.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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