Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
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you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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