What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
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Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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