We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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