dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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