OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
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I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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