So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
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she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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