I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
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Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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