My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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