Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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