Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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