It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
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