College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
i out mim tonsoeep
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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