i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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