before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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