question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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