i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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