Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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