Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
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Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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