Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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