is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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