Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Randomize