Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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