im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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