his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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