The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
