I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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