There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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