what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
