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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
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